2.29.2008

Spring Training 2008: It's Morning in America...




In lieu of Ernie Harwell reading his wonderful recitation of Song of Solomon (For lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone; the flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle(dove) is heard in our land.) to open the season, I thought I'd express my feelings with some pictures and some haiku. 5-7-5.

My Wife Has a Statement

Inject Her With It
You Can Keep Your Hall of Fame
Misremembered



Here's Another Hit

Magg-lo and Miguel
Thinking About 1,000
At Comerica



Flavor Country

Ready for the plane
Lets an easy one get away
That won't happen here



Parking Lot

Complaints Are Many
Jeff Kent Is Older than dirt
It's Dodger Baseball!



Churchy

Honesty Don't Cover
A huge payroll for Stein
Better Call B. Mac



Sushi plus HGH

90 miles per hour
65 miles per hour next
Game Over for good



Opening Day

Best Super Bowl, Yes
Best NBA Season, Yes
Will Trade for Tickets



DirecTV

No haiku needed
It's easy enough to say
Extra Innings, please



Renewal

No offense to you
Chant Torre, Torre, Torre
Joe will win like Jim




One More


Thanks Bradley Lidge
For Pujols moonrocket shot
Now, get your shinebox

2 comments:

Deuce said...

You're stealing my act, but somehow, reading these, I don't feel particularly threatened.

Mike "Mike" Hudson said...

i'll take your insult as a sign of respect.

that dodger baseball one is seriously pretty good, i think.