5.13.2008

Tiger Batters Have No Clue Which End Is Up


I hope Mr. Ilitch sells a whole lotta pizzas because at this point he will need to make up for his piss poor investment that everyone under the sun thought was a sure thing.

They were slapped tonight by a triple A baseball team that should have been contracted 5 years ago. Edgar Renteria still thinks he is the World Series hero from over 10 years ago when all he needed to do was throw the ball to first instead of a flashy pitch in the middle of the diamond that allowed the winning run to score. Curtis Granderson whiffs like he's never seen an off speed pitch before. And a better than quality start by Nate Robertson was wasted.

I know it is May 13, but for the first time I am feeling a shred of doubt. I wonder if Leyland can spare any extra heaters these days.

2 comments:

Mike "Mike" Hudson said...

the only team i've ever seen comparable is the 2003 Tigers, who had no talent AND this ability to lose at any moment.

but even the 2003 guys didn't piss scott off this much as i remember.

Scott William Baird said...

I won't be upset until they go 0-9 against the Royals this year. They're only 0-6 so far.